Monday, 12 June 2017

Phone and wife / donkey limerick


I can't keep quiet, my phone and wife.
None of them stops, even when I drive.
Silent they look dead,
as their cell in the red.
While the bathroom, none's call I like.


A donkey gulped a news paper.
On his head, displayed a banner.
I have fresh news for you.
Get it checked, that is true.
'Donkey punched, penalised owner.'

'donkey denies job of terror'


A man was out to buy a donkey,
selected one, was strong and bulky.
Donkey was funny.
ate buyer's money.
Deciding title, court gets difficulty. 

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